One of the truest statements I have heard was last Friday. That statement was "Orange chicken is sex on a plate."

Since then, orange chicken had sounded really good. So, I was really happy when they were passing out samples at the mall.

It was good... And then it wasn't, Actually it tasted horribly rotten, with no meat texture at all. I had to spit it out in fear of getting sick later. It was awful. That wasn't the sex I wanted. :( It was bad, horrible sex, that leaves you with something nasty.nBah, I've felt disgusted since. >_

At a mall near me, we used to have a Disney store, which I was very sad to see close down. Someone bought the shop and converted nothing except the signs and products.

( Oh the Horror! )

So much fail.

Hello everyone. This is my first time on LiveJournal. I'm mostly here so I can comment on the EGL community page, but perhaps one day I'll have some decent journals. So yeah, don't expect much.